Kissmas Sass”

$15.00

Handmade Humor for the Holidays

Add a little sass to your season with these laugh-out-loud wooden ornaments—each one featuring a festive character showing off their jolly backside. Whether you choose the Elf, Reindeer, Snowman, or Santa, every ornament is laser-engraved with bold detail and playful text that’s sure to spark giggles.

🎄 “2025 Can Kiss My…” Ornament
🧝‍♂️🦌☃️🎅 Choose your cheeky character: Elf, Reindeer, Snowman, or Santa!
Wave goodbye to the chaos of 2025 with a bold little backside and a whole lot of sass. Whether it’s a mooning elf or a frosty snowman, this ornament says what we’re all thinking—with a wink.

🎶 “JINGLE BUTTS” Ornament
🧝‍♂️🦌☃️🎅 Pick your favorite festive behind: Elf, Reindeer, Snowman, or Santa!
Deck the halls with giggles and glutes! This ornament brings holiday cheer with a twist—perfect for those who like their Christmas a little naughty and a lot joyful.

❄️ “Merry Kissmyass” Ornament
🧝‍♂️🦌☃️🎅 Choose your sassy star: Elf, Reindeer, Snowman, or Santa!
This ornament doesn’t just spread holiday cheer—it delivers a frosty farewell with flair. Whether it’s a snowman sassily turning his back or Santa showing off his jolly rump, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter.